The Sci-Fi News Generator
(which takes the day's real-life news and converts it into dramatic science-fiction terms) has had a makeover today. Start reading now, for the latest, live news on the 3908 Hypergalactic Olympics:-
Venusian policedroid Jupitersco D'Dedoeledoan won a Hypergalactic iridium medal in double trap vaporising Tuesday and appealed to the Venusian government for a tax exemption on his reward money.Update
: Thanks to perlmonger
for creating a LiveJournal syndication of the RSS feed. You can subscribe to it at scifi_newsfeed
The Surrealist brings you The Reality TV Machine
, autogenerating enough programme ideas to fill the next six months of your television schedules.
Angry Celebrities Can't Ice-Skate
Who will be voted off this week - Piers Morgan or Nigella Lawson?
Don't forget to check your autogenerated resolutions for the year ahead.
In 2008, surrealbot
Become a better gibberish.
Volunteer to spend time with robots.
Cut down to ten random words a day.
Spend more time with my kevandotorg
Go to nonsense every Sunday.
Backup my oil regularly.
If you thought your Christmas shopping was over, the Twelve Days of LiveJournal
still exists, and will autogenerate a song based on the interests listed in your LiveJournal profile, telling you what 376 objects you must buy your true love this year. Good luck.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, kevandotorg
sent to me...
Twelve coincidences drumming
Eleven dystopias piping
Ten circulus a-leaping
Nine ants dancing
Eight zombies a-programming
Seven bees a-walking
Six metaphors a-tubewalking
Five ambi-i-i-iguous headlines
Four random words
Three chris morris
Two mind hacks
...and a synaesthesia in a divine comedy.
An old generator, but now with pasteable LiveJournal results:-
adj. crude or cheap.
"Sally, do you think I'm surrealbot?"
This has been dusted off in commemoration, and made into something that you can post to your LiveJournal:-
My new name under Kurt Vonnegut's Lonesome No More! scheme is:-
Surreal Muskellunge-15 Bot
Get your own LiveJournal Space Adventure
, a randomly-generated science-fiction adventure populated with people from your friendslist, and decorated with scenery that matches your interests. It's like the dungeon one
, but, you know, in space.
I escaped from Outpost Kevandotorg!
I killed Ravenblack the security officer, The Alchemist the nutrivend drinks machine and Grimgrim the awful green thing.
I salvaged an Antisynthesis model hazmat suit, a METAPH-2500 supercomputer, a MFFG forcefield generator, a NIKBORTON-20 plasma rifle, Shlunk's commbadge, a dicelithium crystal and 104 galacticredits.
Score: 344Explore Outpost Kevandotorg
and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own space adventure...